In a move that has stunned the automotive industry, tech world, and just about anyone who can count, Elon Musk has unveiled a new version of the Cybertruck that he claims is “better, cheaper, and only $500 trillion.” The announcement was made during a surprise livestream from Tesla’s design lab, where Musk, wearing a stainless-steel cape, pulled the cover off what looked like a cross between a spaceship and a tank.

“This isn’t just a truck,” Musk declared with a wide grin. “It’s a symbol of what happens when innovation meets insanity.”

According to Musk, the new Cybertruck—dubbed the Cybertruck Infinity X Ultra Prime—is made from a never-before-seen material he casually referred to as “quantum-forged neutronium alloy,” capable of withstanding black hole-level pressure. The truck features antigravity assist, solar charging panels, and a personal AI that can write your emails, walk your dog, and compose operas.

As for the price, Musk was unapologetically bold. “At just $500 trillion, it’s the most affordable vehicle per molecule ever created,” he joked. “That’s less than one dollar per atom.”

Naturally, the internet exploded.

Social media was instantly flooded with memes and reactions, ranging from “I’ll take three” to “This man just priced a truck at half the Earth’s GDP.” Some praised Musk’s vision and boldness, while others questioned whether this was a real product or an elaborate publicity stunt. One trending post read, “I can finally trade in my house, my future kids, and my soul for a slightly shinier truck!”

Experts in the auto industry were equally baffled. “It’s hard to tell where the satire ends and the serious engineering begins,” said Maria Thompson, a senior analyst at FutureAuto. “But if even a fraction of what he described is real, it could redefine the limits of automotive technology… and economic reality.”

When asked whether this model would ever hit mass production, Musk responded, “Not unless we colonize Jupiter and start mining dark matter. But it’s coming—eventually.”

Despite the obviously absurd price tag, some mega-billionaires have reportedly expressed interest, including a certain unnamed tech CEO known for his collection of submarines and moon rocks.

As with many of Musk’s announcements, the line between humor, hype, and hard science remains deliciously blurred. But one thing’s for sure: no one does futuristic chaos quite like Elon Musk. Whether it’s a real product, a PR experiment, or a glimpse into a future none of us can afford, the $500 trillion Cybertruck has already carved out its place in the hall of outrageous tech history.