In a move that has baffled fans and ignited a firestorm of criticism, the NFL has reportedly blocked Beyoncé from performing at their highly anticipated Christmas Day halftime show, citing the shocking reason that “she’s not a good artist.” The announcement, leaked through an anonymous source at league headquarters, has left the Beyhive buzzing with fury and the public questioning if the NFL even knows who Beyoncé is.

The decision to sideline the most Grammy-nominated artist in history—whose latest album, Cowboy Carter, is already a cultural phenomenon—has sparked outrage, memes, and more than a few sarcastic calls for the NFL to “reconsider their playlist.”

The NFL has yet to release an official statement, but sources claim the decision was based on Beyoncé’s “performance style” and its perceived incompatibility with the league’s “family-oriented” programming. “Her artistry is undeniable,” one insider admitted, “but her brand doesn’t align with the NFL’s vision for Christmas entertainment.”

Critics quickly pointed out the absurdity of the claim, noting that Beyoncé’s previous halftime performances—widely regarded as among the best in Super Bowl history—drew record viewership and rave reviews. “If Beyoncé isn’t good enough for the NFL,” tweeted one commentator, “who is? The Wiggles?”

The backlash was swift. Beyoncé’s fans, affectionately known as the Beyhive, flooded social media with their signature bee emojis and pointed critiques of the league’s decision-making.

“She’s not a good artist?! She’s literally Beyoncé!” one user wrote. “This is like saying Michael Jordan wasn’t good at basketball.”

High-profile celebrities also weighed in. “Let me get this straight,” tweeted Lizzo. “The NFL thinks Beyoncé isn’t good enough? This is why I stick to basketball halftime shows.”

Even Beyoncé’s husband, Jay-Z, known for keeping his cool, reportedly texted NFL executives a simple but cutting message: “Your loss.”

As always, Beyoncé maintained her signature grace under fire. In a statement released through her publicist, the singer refrained from directly addressing the NFL’s claims but expressed gratitude to her fans for their support.

“Beyoncé is deeply humbled by the love and loyalty of her fans,” the statement read. “She will continue to celebrate the holiday season through her artistry, no matter the stage.”

Rumors are already swirling that Beyoncé could headline her own holiday special, bypassing the NFL entirely. “Netflix, call her,” one fan tweeted. “Let’s show the NFL how it’s done.”

With Beyoncé out, the NFL is reportedly scrambling to find a replacement. Early rumors suggest the league is considering Blake Shelton, a cappella group Pentatonix, and even a last-minute hologram of Elvis Presley. The internet is not impressed.

“Blake Shelton over Beyoncé? This is why I watch hockey,” one Twitter user quipped.

Even players are questioning the league’s decision. “We don’t care who performs as long as it’s good,” said one Ravens player anonymously. “But this? This doesn’t feel like a win.”

This latest controversy adds to the NFL’s growing list of halftime show mishaps. From Janet Jackson’s infamous wardrobe malfunction in 2004 to the underwhelming Maroon 5 performance in 2019, the league has struggled to balance mass appeal with its desire for “family-friendly” content.

But sidelining Beyoncé—a global icon whose two Super Bowl halftime appearances are considered cultural milestones—feels like a particularly egregious misstep.

“Beyoncé’s 2013 and 2016 performances are the gold standard,” said pop culture analyst Jenna Marks. “If the NFL doesn’t see that, it’s not Beyoncé who has the problem.”

The decision to exclude Beyoncé could have broader implications for the NFL’s relationship with fans and advertisers. Social media is already buzzing with calls to boycott the league’s Christmas Day broadcast, with fans threatening to tune out entirely.

“Beyoncé is Christmas,” one fan declared on TikTok. “If she’s not performing, neither am I—performing the act of watching football, that is.”

Brands tied to the game are also reportedly nervous. “When you alienate Beyoncé fans, you’re alienating millions of potential viewers,” said marketing strategist Laura Chen. “Advertisers don’t want to pay for empty seats—virtual or otherwise.”

Despite the NFL’s snub, Beyoncé’s career remains untouchable. With Cowboy Carter dominating the charts and breaking records, the singer has plenty of opportunities to shine without the league’s stage. Some fans are even calling for her to headline an anti-halftime show, streaming on a rival platform.

“Imagine Beyoncé performing Formation while the NFL scrambles to explain their decision,” one fan tweeted. “Now that’s the energy we need.”

The controversy has reignited debates about whether the NFL is in tune with modern audiences. Critics argue that sidelining one of the world’s most celebrated artists reflects a broader disconnect between the league and its increasingly diverse fanbase.

“If Beyoncé isn’t good enough for the NFL, maybe the NFL isn’t good enough for us,” said journalist Marcus Howard. “It’s time to ask whether the league understands the culture it claims to represent.”

As the NFL navigates this self-inflicted PR nightmare, one thing is clear: Beyoncé doesn’t need the league, but the league might need Beyoncé. For now, fans can only hope that the NFL learns from its mistake—or, at the very least, comes up with a halftime show worthy of its audience.

As one fan succinctly put it: “The NFL fumbled the bag. Beyoncé? She’s already running with the ball.”