“THE SCRIPT IS RIGGED!”: ELON MUSK AND KAROLINE LEAVITT DROP BOMBSHELL LIVE, ACCUSE ‘THE VIEW’ OF BEING A “WEAPONIZED NARRATIVE MACHINE” IN SHOCKING MEDIA TAKEOVER

“It’s not journalism. It’s daytime propaganda in designer shoes,” Musk claims as Karoline declares war on the queens of coffee-table chaos. Joy Behar reportedly threw her shoe at the screen.

LIVE FROM CYBERHELL—
In a plot twist no PR team was ready for, tech overlord Elon Musk and rising GOP firebrand Karoline Leavitt just joined forces like it’s the Republican Avengers—except instead of saving the world, they came to nuke “The View.”

What was supposed to be a sleepy Tuesday scroll turned into full-scale digital mayhem when a livestream titled “The View Is a Lie: Time to Talk” went live on X (formerly Twitter). Within seconds, the view count skyrocketed past 11 million, and by minute five, “#ViewGate” was trending harder than Taylor Swift at a breakup brunch.

“This show isn’t unscripted—it’s unhinged and engineered,” Leavitt proclaimed, looking like a Fox News promo come to life. “What you’re watching isn’t women chatting—it’s psychological warfare.”

Behind her? Elon Musk nodding like a Bond villain unveiling his volcano lair.

THE RECEIPTS? OH, THEY BROUGHT ‘EM.

The livestream featured what they called “The Vault”—a terrifyingly organized folder of leaked emails, stage directives, and one shaky cam clip of a producer allegedly mouthing lines to Sunny Hostin mid-segment like she was lip-syncing for her political life.

“Look at this,” Musk said, pointing to an email with the subject line “Keep hammering DeSantis, play down inflation”.
“If I did this at Tesla, the DOJ would be camped in my foyer.”

A separate video showed a hot mic moment where Whoopi reportedly whispered, “We need to frame this next part like a warning about Trump voters, okay?”—followed by raucous laughter and someone popping a LaCroix.

SHOCKWAVES ACROSS NETWORKS

Joy Behar allegedly reacted in real time by throwing a croissant at a monitor backstage while screaming, “Let them try me—Musk can’t cancel menopause!”

ABC’s crisis PR team immediately issued a trembling statement:

“We stand by the integrity of our program. ‘The View’ offers spirited, unscripted commentary from a diverse panel of voices. Any suggestion otherwise is deeply misleading and malicious in nature.”

Insiders say Sunny Hostin and Sara Haines were caught backstage mid-commercial break googling “how to lawyer up without looking guilty.”

AUDIENCE MELTDOWN

As the hashtag tsunami rolled in (#DaytimeDeceit, #TheViewUnveiled, #WhoopiKnew), viewers divided faster than a Real Housewives reunion.

Team MuskLeavitt followers flooded X:

“THEY LIED TO US. I want my mornings back.” – @FreedomMom77
“So they are reading from a script. No wonder Joy always sounds like a bitter Shakespeare.” – @BasedInBoise
“RIP The View. This is your Netflix docuseries origin story.” – @ConspiracyChef

Meanwhile, loyal View fans clapped back with #StandWithTheView and even threatened to organize a crochet-based protest at ABC headquarters.

THE AFTERSHOCK AND NEXT MOVES

Capitol Hill sources say several members of Congress are “very interested” in subpoenaing network execs if any part of “The Vault” proves real. Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson reportedly texted Musk, “Bro. I wanted to do that!”

Musk ended the stream with a smirk and a final mic drop:

“Transparency is coming. Get your popcorn.”

Karoline added:

“And your coffee. We’re taking back mornings.”

FINAL THOUGHT:

Is this the death knell for daytime TV’s most dramatic couch? Or just the pilot episode of America’s next media cage match?

Either way, someone call Barbara Walters’ ghost. Things are getting biblical.